Author(s): Morris Gleitzman

Childrens

Two hours ago, when I walked into this school for the first time, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and, apart from a knot in my guts the size of Tasmania, life was great. Now here I am, locked in the stationery cupboard. Rowena wants to be friends but the other kids don't. Is it because she's just stuffed a grog into Darryn Peck's mouth? Or is it because of her Dad? Another hilarious and heartwarming story from Australia's funniest children's author.